Monday 22 June 2015

Imma trademark this junk

The allnighter's gift from the heavens.
I think they give me energy because they have coffee in it, but a cup of coffee uses around 30 beans and there's probably only two beans in each piece so this is probably false advertising.....

Ingredients:
COFFEE-1/2 cup chopped, not ground (otherwise it'll get this rank as gritty texture)
1/2 cup walnuts chopped
1 1/2 cup of dark chocolate
1-2 Tbsn butter

How quick can you:
So these are fancy chocolate clusters that are so yum!
  1. Get the chocolate and butter all melted
  2. Once melted add nuts
  3. Then add coffee. Mix it like a mixer (great sentence Bek)
  4. Lay out on flat plate, get it around a 1-2cm thick and refrigerate (freezing is better if you can)
  5. Once cold, cut into little squares
Trust me, they are yummy!
How quick did I do?
It's pretty quick so you need to keep an eye on it when doing the melting. The fridge bit takes a while (obviously).

Ok let's be honest. Was it good?
WARNING: It's bitter. And if you keep burning it, it gets even more bitter-fun fact. But it is soo yumm. If you love dark chocolate and you love coffee then you will love love love this. And better yet-make it with fair trade stuff! And it's reasonably healthy!

I like to store mine in the freezer and pull it out whenever. Stops it from melting too much.

Filmy times with yummo choco!

My Tree Has So Many Feijoas I Made A Smoothie Out Of It

These names are just getting ridiculous now.

Ingredients:
Handful of feijoas
Handful of berries
Half a green apple
1/2-1 cup of milk
A few splodges of yoghurt (maybe around 3 tablespoons)
Honey

How quick can you:
  1. BLEND IT ALL! DOOOO ITTT-Shia Labeouf (That joke is sooo last week Bek)
  2. Add honey till super sweet (or not sweet. Whatever you want.)
How quick did I do?
My blender sucks. Someone sponsor me to get a nutribullet

Ok let's be honest. Was it good?
I froze it so it wouldn't go brown when I was at uni the next day. But this meant that I had to wait till 6 in the evening for it to defrost (because Wellington is too cold), so it was pretty pointless. But when I did drink it, it was gooooddd!! And the colour remained!

Reused bottle. This is the actual smoothie.
Not the simply squeezed stuff. I'm not that lazy man...